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"Successful people form the habit of doing what failures don’t like to do. They like the results they get by doing what they don’t necessarily enjoy."
Earl Nightingale
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You can now have a FREE Weekly Cartoon Motivator On YOUR Blog or Site!

Just paste the following code into the html section where you create a new post:

<a href=”http://www.motivationalcartoons.co.uk”><img title=”Free Cartoons From MotivationalCartoons.co.uk” src=”http://www.cartoonmotivators.com/images/00motivator.jpg” alt=”Cartoon Courtesy of www.motivationalcartoons.co.uk” /></a>

The below cartoon should appear and then be updated each Wednesday.

Cartoon Courtesy of www.motivationalcartoons.co.uk

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Today sees the release of ‘Soccer Motivators – A collection of motivational cartoons, quotes and jokes that will help you become a more successful footballer’ book offering positive encouragement for footballers/soccer players!

Soccer Motivators book

You can download for FREE a 15 page preview at the following web page…http://footymotivators.com/SoccerMotivatorsEbook.html

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One of my all time favourite cartoonists Charles M. Schulz came out with this quote

“All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt.

Cartoon - massive bar of chocolate. 75kg's big!

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Where Do I Get My Ideas From? One of the most asked questions in casual conversation. Well the simple answer is LIFE! I got a commission a few years ago to do a calendar for City Plumbing and while jotting down ideas I remembered my sister telling a sorry about her young son at the time desperately needing a toilet while in a bathroom salesroom…so it was the birth of this cartoon…

bathroom showroom cartoon with kid sat on dummy toilet

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Big Lottery Win Would Solve All My Problems! Well there is another way…

Cartoon of guy praying for a big lottery win atkneeing at his bedside.

I’ve entered a competition to win some one-on-one coaching with some internet guru’s and added this cartoon to help my bid!

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Here’s a book cover I illustrated back in 2002 – how time flies!

Book cover - Zolin A rocking Good Wizard

Here’s the back page blurb that I was given to generate ideas for this illustration

Babies born in hospitals can have their identification bracelettes muddled and grow up with the wrong parents, but sometimes babies are even born into another dimension and grow up in the wrong universe. These misbirths have to be rectified, but the entities who control the dimensiverses are not too good at it. And to compound Their problems, They have a Minor Alignment on the way.

Earth’s dimension is rushing head-on for a short-circuit with another containing a world steeped in ancient magic and where science is banned. Several people, and other things, are in line for a spaced-out trip, whether they like it or not. When rock musicians and their badly behaved roadies, the most famous (and most egocentric) racehorse ever, a mystical young widow, and others, from late 1960’s Earth collide with wizards, a medieval king as dangerous as a schitzophrenic cruise missile, and the last of the magic dragons, chaos is bound to ensue.  A senior witch, her ale-drinking, tobacco-smoking, dart-playing delinquent feline assistant and her two compatriots must surely help matters … oh yeah?

Add a power-crazed Elven queen with a mission to conquer the old world, gladiator teams and their management (who seem strangely familiar), a hundred wine-swilling man-mad nuns and their nymphomaniac Gothic high priestess, castle guards and staff with not much of a brain between them … and The Prince Formerly Known As Frog … and the already shakey misbirth correction programme is bound to be falter.

And it’s down to novice wizard Zolin to save the day. So it could all work out fine in the end … or not.

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Just came across this greetings card range that I worked on with Peter Bacanin some time ago. The series is still out there doing the rounds of cards publishers but I thought I’d let you have a look at it. Let me know if you have any great ideas we can work on together!?

Greetings card design - Freaky Foods

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An elderly  couple is attending Sunday Mass.

About  halfway through, the wife leans over and says to  her husband, ‘I just let out a silent fart; what  do you think I should do?’
He replies,  ’Put a new battery in your hearing  aid.’

OldLady Silent Fart In Church   joke!

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