Here’s Part 2….

Doctor Knobb cartoon character

Q: Should I cut down on meat and eat more fruits and vegetables?
A: You must grasp logistical efficiencies. What does a cow eat? Hay and corn. And what are these? Vegetables. So a steak is nothing more than an efficient mechanism of delivering vegetables to your system. Need grain? Eat chicken. Beef is also a good source of field grass (green leafy vegetable). And a pork chop can give you 100% of your recommended daily allowance of vegetable products.

Again, I must advise you that this is a joke! (Dr. Knobb is a joke for sure!)

Stay tuned for Part 3.

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